30 Ways to Piss Off Gaara

1.Call him Mr. Sandman (obvious)

2.Throw a sexy party in his office

3.Put Kankuro’s make-up on him while he sleeps

4.Make him a SAND-wich

5.Ask him if he’s related to a raccoon

6.Tell him his demon is fat

7.Barge in the room during a meeting and say “GAARA! I found your teddy bear!!!”

8.Glomp him at the randomist moments

9.Put a disturbing picture of GaaraxLee on his office desk in plain view

10.Hand out invitations to all of Suna for Gaara and Lee’s wedding

11.Every time you see him, stare at some random part of his clothes with a disturbed look

12.Laugh at everything he says

13.Cough loudly, annoying, and obviously fake every time he tries to say something

14.Play ‘To Be a Princess’ every time he walks in the room

15.Tell him its ok to be gay

16.Cover his gourd with ‘My Little Pony Stickers’

17.Video tape the fight between Gaara & Deidara

18.Replay it over & over while Gaara is there and say “haha you got OWNED!!!”

19.Tell him Matsuri is pregnant with his baby

20. Watch his reaction and laugh

21.Point at his shirt

22.When he looks down, instead of flicking him in the nose, punch him in the face and run away

23.Tell him his red hair dye is fading out

24.Buy red hair dye for his birthday

25.Give every Gaara fangirl the directions to his house

26.Lock him inside when the fangirls arrive

27.Ask him if the shukaku is a badger or a raccoon

28.Tell Gaara Rock Lee didn’t do the primary lotus on him just to fight him

29.Right before he is about to fight, dump a giant bucket of water on him and run away  

30.Don’t forget to tell him “good luck!”

31.When ever he gets mad, ask him if he has his monthly friend

32.Yell out "Matsuri put your shirt back on!" watch his face turn the color of his hair