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20 Ways to Piss Off L

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1. While he is working on his case, stand behind him and begin to brush his hair.

2. If he questions you, say "You haven't had a good hair brushing in awhile. You NEED it."

3. Find a way to disprove everything he says.

4. Make an appointment for him to go to the dentist.

5. Make sure you give the dentist L's cellphone number, to clarify the schedule.

6. Every time L sits down in his strange position, run over and push it out of the chair.

7. Slap a "I'm Kira" sign on his back.

8. Go on L's laptop and add a bunch of sexy men pictures to his work folder.

9. Make ABSOLUTELY SURE that everyone finds them.

10. Once L had deleted all of the pictures, go ahead and save an inappropriate picture of Light as his wallpaper.

11. Once he has deleted that, change his L picture to an inappropriate picture of Light's dad, so that will appear when he has a digital chat.

12. After all that trauma, go to L and give him a nice little pat on the back while saying, "You really have a thing for the Yagami's, don't you?"

13. Take all the hard candies out of the wrapper and replace them with salted peanuts.

14. Make a cake special for L with sour cream frosting.

15. Devise a plan for every L fangirl--somehow sneak into their hideout and right before L handcuffs Light, get in the way so that you are stuck to L instead.

16. When he asks for the keys, say that you've lost it (hide it where he'll never suspect... a bag o' potato chips.)

17. Send L a link to the L's Bang Sparta Remix.

18. Then a link to the "I'll take a chip and eat it"  remix.

19. If your bored, sit behind L, and without him knowing, rip up toilet paper into tiny little pieces and gentle place them into his hair until every inch is covered to pass the time (seriously, it's fun xD)

20. Right before L falls asleep, get really close to him and whisper "Shinigami watch you while you sleep..." in his ear.
I haven't submitted anything to this account in forever!! I've been spending all my time on the other one!

I and many other people have had there fun with Gaara, but now it's time to make fun of L! :dummy:

While writing this, I typed the word "salted peanuts" and it made me laugh throughout the whole thing :iconlaughingplz::iconlaughing2plz: I'm struggling not to burst out into a fit of LOL's as we speak. And on #19 I actually did that to a friend in class once. :XD: That just made my day.
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hetalover524's avatar
I wanna see that bang Sparta remix!